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"I'm trying to find these so called other fish in the sea, but all
im getting is sardines" - me
"You're the crock pot that never boiled" -Melissa
Kim: You're lucky i'm a nice person
Melissa: No you're not
Kim: I know
Kim: yeah, fall out boy is dramatic, thats why i love them
Gregster: and poetic.....and
poetry isnt exciting
"although your cheers and chants would be more towards hurling various slurs and anger at the opposing
team" -Gregster
Chips: eh id be better off dead... u wanna get burial plots together right
next to each other
Kim: omggggg yeahhhhhhh we can be burried with rum runners
Chips: a straw goin down to us so
jennie can keep refilling them
Kim: k, lets take a quick survey on who wants to think about that image......... answer:
no one
Chips: zero zip
Kim: zilch
Chips: nada
Chips: im gonna need a stretcher to be carried home in
Kim: we should bring streamers
and fireworks! and confetti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chips: yeahhh confetti!
Kim: HATS
"omg guess wut i saw ive been workin at the navy base and this guy had HUNT On his jeans!" -Melissa
Kim: you & your fuckin cosby
Liz: cosby kicks ass
Kim: he's dead
Liz: i'll
cut you if you touch him!
"I'm never goin to the movies with you again!" -Chips
"Show no mercy!!" -Chips
Liz: a fro wig like a 6'4''
Kim: i'd look real good walking into red dog like that
Liz: yeah
that would be great..a white wanna be 6'4'' at a biker bar
Pete: Somehow i always end up talking to you again
Kim: Yeah, life is unfortunate like that
Kim: okay, you're gonna be talking about this for the next year
Pete: Nah, like 2 weeks
"He passed away" -me
Kim: I feel bad for him
Chips: Does he feel bad for you?
Kim: He doesn't know me
Chips: YOU DONT KNOW HIM!!!!!
(about the beetle)
"I'm leaving a note for someone who i'm not even sure is literate" -me
"He looks like a drugged up Al Pacino" -Chips
"I thought Kris built bridges!!!" -me
Pete: oh ambiguous relationship kim
Kim: hold on, im googling ambiguous
"It just got brighter in here!" -Chips
"Youuuuuuu light up my pooooool" -me & chips
"Is this thing on?" -Chips
Liz: i know the perfect job for u! u should be an assassin!! just go around shooting people
u hate
Kim: thats not even a job, thats my dream
"noooooooo i didnt say it was fatassmania" -Liz
"zip itttt" -Chips
Kim: i'll see you.......next easter!
Chips: you fuckin love me whore
Kim: happy easta!
hop hop hop bun bun
Chips: Happy kwanza!
Kim:SHALOM!
Chips: you fuckin ace of spadeeeeee
"Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....tuppppppppp!" -Me & Chips
"Fuckin Mary Tyler Moore hair" -Pete
Melissa: You can write her letters!!
Jason: What am i gonna write!?....hey....how ya doin.....come knock on my door, love, jason
Kim: And then the stamp
Chips: Stamps are 39 cents now
Kim: For 11 more cents he could call me
"I'd rather be a skank than a whore" -Chips's mom
"thats what i get, these feelings when im not with you and i can still tell when you look at
yourself in a reflection" -Chips
"I have a beetle on my vag!!!" -Chips
"Theres an angel statue from the walmart sleepin in your bedddddddd" -me
"what is this, a family reunion!?!?" -Chips
Liz: ah the dick has returned
Kim: im back with a vengance
Liz: i would expect nothing less
Chips: i think it cut me off
Kim: OMG dupree put you on IGGY
"i love playin shar tag with you" -Chips
"I'm not a sea horse!!!!" -Melissa
"cause you wanna get it onnnnnnnnnn with a dildoooo" -Chips
"give sharbar a kiss for me" -Chips
sweetcandy272: i cant see wut im typin u
sweetcandy272 signed off at
8:30:13 PM
"u tired to suck my feet last night" -Melissa
Kim: okay, 23 days hurrrrrrrrr
Chips: 55 mins and 6 secs
Chips: theres no devon sawaaaaaaa
Kim: phhh who needs him
"You know Al.....your cousin.....Mother Theresa wouldn't let him out..." -Chips
"Did i run over that grave???????" -Chips
"THE CARROT WAS A TOUCHY SUBJECT I GUESS" -Chips
"How do you be emo????" -Melissa
^^ Where we stayed in cape cod....
(meliss, i know you're jealous skank) ;)
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